That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Tumblr User Tells Story About A ‘Demon Gets Adopted By A Grandma’& It Needs To Be A F**king Movie
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
20+ Kids Who Probably Didn’t Mean To Draw Hardcore Porn
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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