You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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