can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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He felt like a one man threesome
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?