Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me