so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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