does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Randomize
