So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Randomize
