I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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