Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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