bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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