let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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