If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
actually, I'm a sock model
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I just found puke in my bra..
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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