this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He did a backflip because drugs
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