"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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