he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
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I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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