Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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