a queef is a wish your heart makes.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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