Dual....:-)
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I am midnight drunk by noon
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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