Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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