You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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