i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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