i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
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I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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