you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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