Small penises have feelings too.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I wear drunk well.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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