Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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