I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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