with your own penis?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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