You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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