last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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