You're completely useless in the revolution.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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