I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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