Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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