Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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