I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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