Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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