Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
did you just send me my own nude
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
