mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
she pinky promised me she was 18
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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