i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
