Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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