There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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