Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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