You can't special order awesome
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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