So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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