I'm lost and stupid without you.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
