there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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