so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Randomize
