Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
3pm strippers are depressing
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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