We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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