Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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