my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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