how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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