i permit you to call me
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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