So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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