She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you traded sex for a burrito?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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