Three words: puerto rican gang bang
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
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